Valentines day Smalentines day …
Lamest day on the planet.
I know by now that what i’m about to write is cliche, but seriously, why does there have to be ONE day where people send gay toys and red hearts to other people?
Surely, if you love someone, and you have the urge to shower them in tacky red&pink coloured gifts, you should have the freedom to do so whenever the heck you want?